::INTROODER ALERT!! INTROODER ALERT!!::
This morning my Sanctum Sanctorum was violated by an ORANGE BEEST what had no, and again I say, NO BISWAX bein' in my yard. MY YARD, I say. That beest had the sheer gall, the EFFRONTERY to hop the fence (no mean feat, I assure you as the fence is 10 ft. tall). Then, he sashayed, oh YES, sash-AYED up to my watchin' window and looked in! Peepin' Tom!
Leeloo got a case of the nervuss walkin's and went to walkin' on the pillows across my mom's head. 'Course, that woke her up and when she heard the otherworldly sounds issuing from my throat she fairly CAT-apulted out of bed to see what was the matter. Here I am, all poofed beyond POOFNESS, in order to biggify myself to the MAX, man, and yowlin' fit to tear a sheet! Ears back and a HIDEOUS grimace on my face-with which to scare the BEJEEBERS out of that Orange Beest!
Well, I must say the whole thing worked, for he turned his wicked tail 'round and skeedaddled!
HAH!
27 Folks I LOVE To Hear From!:
I am now scared of the orange beast. I hopes it doesn't come this way! You look hugh!
Wow Angus, you were very brave to see of that introoder. How rude of him to look in your windows!
The nerve of it! It is a hard job us mancats have, keeping the home safe from introoders. Apparently the black introoder was back yesterday but mum didn't even think to tell me!
Flynn
Whoa! Angus, I think you taught that peepy-Tom a good lesson!
That orange beest won't come back in a hurry Angus.
ANGUS....YOU ARE THE DUDE! Taking care of the womenfolk like that! Good job! You probably scared that Peepin' Tom outa his orange furs!
You iz sooo brave Angus an you protekted your howse so you iz a heerow!
Wow! Great werk, Angus. Show that introoder who he's messin' with!
You're the Dude, Angus! I bet nobody, but nobody, biggifies himself better than you!
We hate introoder kitties too!! Who do they think they are that they can just come into our yards and act like they belong there??!? Good job, Angus...we're glad you scared him off!!!
Talk about territorial! That kitty climbed a 10' fence just to meet you. Couldn't you at least have said hello?
...and woo didn't even have to use THE PAWS OF DEATH on the orange menace!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra-Face
Angus
you were furry brave!
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Abby
WE bet he ran off to change his unnerpants...if he wore unnerpants!
Excellent work, Angus!
Cheeky Intruder!
But you look most handsome in that photo, Angus!
The nerve!!!! And you sure are looking handsome too.
We are not surprised the Orange Beest ran away when he saw you all biggified and yellin at him. How dare he actally peek inside yer house like that!!!
You must be really scary when you bigify yourself
Oh Angus, it makes us lady cats weak in da neez to think dat yoo were protektin da ladies of da house so well...Whew, gives us shivers!
*tremble*
I doubt that beast will ever try that again!!
Now Angus, it wasn't just because he was orinch that you got hissy, just that he was an intruder, right? Some of us orinch guys are just fine.
We hope that introoder learned his lesson. We wish we could have been there to see you in your extreme poofness!
Sniffie and the Florida Furkids
That's my Angus! The fiercest mancat in the south!
Roxy
Just don't start peeing on stuff like our Mazi does when intruders are in our yard. He gets big & puffy and then goes and pees on the couches! Getting big & puffy is great, sounds like you got that part down.
what a meniss! it is a good thing you are always on the alert, Angus.
You showed him Angus!!!! We bet it will be a long time before he shows his face again!
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