I set before you Exhibit A:
A habitat of sorts, yes? But for what? For who? Or, worse yet, WHOM?
Oh, no. That's just foul. Erm, I mean, FOWL.
Yep, she brought home some ducklings. Four wee balls o' black down cheepin' high-pitched cheeps fit to wear your cochlear nerve to shreds. Oh, that interwebs is a dastardly instrument. Why, any Tom, Dick or Mom can toodle around and plunk down real live cash moneys by virtual means and enjoy the delivery of these, these, these BIRDS.
Which are NOT for eating.
Oh, NO-she did NOT! She B&W'd them and now they're enshrined for good. Oh, and these fella's are Nawthenuh's. Cayehuga Ducks, and listed as threatened by the American Livestock Breeds Conservancy.
You think they'd miss four more? Anywhoosen, they're hangin' out in the backyard, poopin' and cheepin' and foragin' for imaginary forage.
Do I look as if I'm listing slightly to the right? I think I'm listing slightly to the right. And is it any wonder? With the household I live in and the livestock I have to put up with, it's a wonder I'm not belly-up.
Heavens to Mergatroid.Whatever.
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Me thinks somemom is taking this Farmville thing a bit TOO literally!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra-Face
We are shocked.
Horrors, Angus - this is just too much.
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
Ducks in the yard?! Whatever is a cat to do?!
You mean your mom brings live fev-vers into the house and they weren't for you to play with?
OH NO! Live feathers that you can not chase and eat!
This is mean! Those birdies look so TASTY! And they're not for you...
::sob::
That's just wrong...how could she torture you like that?
Sniffie and the Florida Furkids
Not for eating? Like, what's the point???
Dang, dat is cruel and unusual punishment...yoo think she'd notice if one got "lost"?
So you can just look at them, out the window? that's just wrong.
your pal, Morgan
Heck Angus! How good is your self control?
Oh WOW! DUCKIES!! You've got duckies!! How fun!
Um, I mean. . . .
DUCKS! In YOUR yard! The nerve of your Mom! What WAS she thinking?
WHOA! Did the ducks arrive in the shell, or were they already hatched?
Huh. We don't blame you one bit for being upset.
Wow, duckies! But we don't understand....How can they not be for eating? Why else would she bring them home, but for you to eat as a snack? What sheer torture, to look but not touch!
I hear you loud and clear but the PM ithinks they are pretty *adorable*.
She weird.
Well, well, Angus... life never seems to be boring over in your part of Texas. Does this mean you will not be allowed outdoors again anytime soon?
Oh my. This is a very serious problem. When they grow up, they might get an idea in their little pea-sized brains that they can pick on you! At least, I know geese would pick on me. Good luck holding down the fort from more evil invasions!
Oooh ducks! Our mum used to keep Indian Runner ducks as pets. We wonder if duck tastes like chicken
We are quite sure there are only 3 of them. Yeah, theres a camera reflection only makin it LOOK like 4. So when Mom looks again tomorrow, and see's 3, she should realize she counted wrong at first...
Holy moly!! How does she expect you to live so closely to those duckies??? So tempting.....
Is there a Farmville Intervention group you can contact? This is getting out of hand.
Sweet baby tomatoes Angus!!!!!!! What in the world is wrong with your Mom? We agree with Huffle, maybe an intervention is necesssary.
is she going to send them away when they grow up?
That is a disturbing situation!!
oh my cod, and you can't even chase them or eat them??? what is your world coming to!
NO! Ducks. How can that be?!?!?!
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