THIS is what's TOTALLY not my fault.
Here you see a nekkid pole.
There's nuthin' on it, nothing whatsoever.
Here you see a nekkid pole.
There's nuthin' on it, nothing whatsoever.
And here, you see some pieces-parts.
I did NOT break it.
I have no idea how they found themselves in this predicament,
but I am in no wise responsible.
I found them this way!
I really did.
I promise.
Not that I don't have DESTRUCTOID tendencies now and again,
but I am not to blame for this particular collection of pieces-parts.
What I can't figure out is this....what are they?
Who did it?
And most of all,
WHO'S GONNA CLEAN IT UP?
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Very intriguing and totally mysterious, Angus!
I'm thinking that that is not the end of something's life, but the beginning!
Angus, dude, we believe you. What the heck is that thing??? If you need an alibi or witnesses just let uSSSSS know!
Hmmmmm, very interesting! Will it turn into a cat tree?!?
Did somebody let the squirrels in? We can't figure out what that is anyway?
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
I khonkhur with my pals from OP KS -
It HAD to be skhwirrels!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra-Face
What is it going to be?
A mysterious issue going on in your home I think.
what the honk is it?
We think it is gonna be a funky cat tree!!!!!
Dood, take credit for it, and remind the people that if they mess with you, they might wind up in pieces-parts, too...!
I believe you, Angus!
We believe you Angus because if you broke it, it would be in more pieces than that.
We believe you, Angus! We think it's supposed to be that way! What the heck is it??
Mmmm. Do you suppose Santa will bring you a new pole this year? To replace the one you didn't break?
What flimsy evidence, Angus. No jury would ever convict you, but just in case, we can recommend a good feline attorney.
George
Looks suspishusly like da cat tree we asked fur last Krissy Mouse! And we beleeve yoo did not break it, it was prolly dat way to begin with.
Living in Vegas we know a WHOLE 'nother use for poles!
But we think that one might be a Cat tree.
It was The Aliens!
Greetings Angus! I am Neyland D. Catt. I couldn't help noticing your predicament with the alleged damage to the alleged pole. The evidence against you is entirely circumstantial! This will never hold up in a court of law! I will be your legal counsel for free! We will fight them in the streets! We will march on Washington! We will... sorry old boy. I seem to have become over-stimulated. I've got to stop watching Law and Order re-reruns.
Cheers!
Neyland D. Catt
Were the parts ever put together to begin with? We're pretty sure that piece wif the hole in it couldnt have gotten off no matter what you did.
Therefore, it is a Bein action. She either disassemblated it herself, or hasnt yet assemblated it (and may or may not do so in the future).
Personally, we vote fer assemblation...
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