It's amazin' what mom can do while under the influence.
Of Theraflu, that is.
She can plant and harvest whole crops,
Open a Spa AND a Bakery,
Oversee the prunin' and removal of trees in my backyard,
Vote,
Put together bookshelves,
And cycle through the laundry.
But SOMEHOW she's completely unable to find a
can of Stinky Goodness,
Pop the top,
and feed this poor, starving,
many-toed waif.
You know, more than half of all those
so-called "accomplishments" I've enumerated up there
are VIRTUAL.
That means not real.
So they don't count.
Which means there is Not Only No, But UH-UH reason
for her to have failed in her bounden duty.
Don't you think?
She can plant and harvest whole crops,
Open a Spa AND a Bakery,
Oversee the prunin' and removal of trees in my backyard,
Vote,
Put together bookshelves,
And cycle through the laundry.
But SOMEHOW she's completely unable to find a
can of Stinky Goodness,
Pop the top,
and feed this poor, starving,
many-toed waif.
You know, more than half of all those
so-called "accomplishments" I've enumerated up there
are VIRTUAL.
That means not real.
So they don't count.
Which means there is Not Only No, But UH-UH reason
for her to have failed in her bounden duty.
Don't you think?
26 Folks I LOVE To Hear From!:
We agree wif ya Angus! Our Crazy lady is da same way, had to darn near trip her off da deck dis mornin till she membered dat we didnt get any gruel! tsk tsk...humans!
Da Kittys
You better take advantage of her weakened state!
How are you going to punish her for these transgressions?
Wait, does yer Mom play Farmville? That would esplain a lot...
Angus, I know just how you feel! On Wednesday, my Mommeh took a single dose of Nyquil and slept the entire day away!
We think your mum is spending too much time on Facebook. Much like our own mother. Maybe we could start up a Facebook Orphans Group?
Poor Wee Angus! We do feel for you!
Woo wouldn't have such 'troubles' if woo were a KHANINE!
We are just sayin'
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra-Face, Merdie-Face, and Harley-Face
I added myself to follow your blog. You are more than welcome to visit mine and become a follower if you want to.
God Bless You :-)
~Ron
Oh Mr. Mhor, do we ever know what you're talking about. Our mom can't find time to take pictures of us or help us blog every day, but do you think her crops ever wither or her foods ever spoil? No.
Ditto! MM keeps tryin' different stinky goodness most of which I ignor...I keep tellin' her the one I like but she just doesn't hear!! WE WANT OUR FOODS! PURRLEASE.
NO FUDZ!?!
Unacceptable. Angus, iff'n you can muster the strength to teleport over we'll feed you up right. This is Vegas, after all...we'll go do a kitty buffett!
Oh, Angus, how unfair of her. Hoomins just aren't always as attentive as they should be.
People are worthless and weak, yet what choice do we have but to rely on them? THEY got the thumbs. Sheesh.
when they are sick, you can't get them to do much for you - we are on our own - it's like rafting without an oar.
I hope you survive the day!
bonks
What? Being sick is no excuse! If your mom can do all those things virtually, spending her time on the computer, she can at least feed you, and on time! Flu schmoo!
Well, that doesn't sound fair at all, Angus! You gotta come up with something good to punish her for not feeding you!!
That is so wrong!! Want to come visit us? We have stinky goodness!!!
The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie
Pop one can open. That's all we cats ask. Harummpf.
Sheesh, da stoopid excuses dem humans use fur starving us! WE NEED FOOD! We don't unnerstand why yoor thumbs don't work when yoo is "sick", stop whining and feed da kitty.
Uh-oh! Sounds like you's a Farmville widower, Angus! Sorry, we'll amind her to log off an feed da cat in a minit, but first I gotta see how my mafia's doin.
Purrs,
Victor
Boy, when moms get sick your whole life gets turned inside out, doesn't it. Hope she pulls it together for you.
Roxy & Lucky
SHE DIDN'T FEED YOU!!!??? She had better make up for it with tons of treats!
Yeah, the dad is quite a character. Make sure you stop by on Tuesday. You will love the Tattle Tale mom is telling.
Roxy
Angus, dude....we have missed visiting with you. We do hope that your mommy has done her sworn duty and fed you by now!!!!!
Mommy is loving your paws in that picture!
Oh noes! It sounds like your mom is addicted to Farmville, too. We've been told that Farmville will suck your soul away. We hope you finally got your stinky goodness!
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